I fell from five feet above, right on my tailbone – it didn’t hurt a bit. The layers of mud underneath my body were almost bubbling under the sun’s heat, as they cushioned my fall from the boat. I was mud sliding.
I was one of the first off the boat and could have been one of the first to the top of the muddy mound, but I didn’t want to move. Paralysed by the shear height of the wet, slippery mountain of clay I saw in front of me, I continued to star up at it. I felt like I had been shrunken. I felt like I was at the base of a mountain of chocolate ice cream with chocolate syrup melting down every side. The lines of chocolate syrup were paths that my friends had now carved from sliding down the otherwise undisturbed giant chocolate sunday.
When I finally decided to move, I could hardly stand. I loved sinking into the hill of chocolate and felt like I was swimming, except that every movement was in slow motion. I was so relaxed and had no desire to go anywhere fast. I couldn’t. I used my hands in teamwork with my feet, clawing away at the clay. My feet, however, were becoming casualty to the strong suction of the chocolate ice cream. When I pulled, it was like a quiet, painful screech - like the earth did not want to give back my foot. As if to wave a white flag of submission, the earth gave a quiet but articulated ‘pop’ and I was momentarily free from the earth’s grasp. But the sudden release caused me to loose my balance and I fell face-first into the mud. Without thinking, I opened my mouth and the chocolate ice cream did not taste like I remembered. The mixture of soft, bitter clay and unidentified debris on my tongue made me wish I would never swallow again. It disrupted my calm and caused my tongue to do summer-salts in my mouth.
I heard my friend call my name and I forgot about my sour chocolate snack. I jammed my toes into the mountain and felt the soggy earth being thrust between my toes. As I climbed, I scraped clay from the hill with my toenails and fingernails. I was breathing hard, arguing with gravity to let me make it to the top. The air smelled old and there didn’t seem to be enough of it. The sun made my body feel 400 pounds. As I pulled my body over the top, the wind filled my lungs with new air. I could taste and smell fresh pine from the forest where the wind had recently been. Covered in mud, I felt that the air was the only clean thing about the afternoon.
I finally joined my friends at the top of the mountain of chocolate ice cream. We held hands and slid down the crevasses of the hill together, only to land chest-deep in the warm muck where I had first begun.